For Husbands, take 2

Dear Loving Husbands,

If you tell your wife that you want to leave at 9:45, please do not start waiting at the bottom of the stairs at 9:20 and ask "how we doing?" every 5 minutes.

Women typically know exactly how long they need to get ready. Some of us have it down to the minute. Asking for status updates only makes us feels rushed, and that is when accidents happen. Like...sticking our eye with the mascara brush because we are trying to hurry up.

So...when you say "how we doing?", my response is "we be doing just fine if you would pipe down until 9:45!

Sheesh!