Dear Jon & Kate

Please stop! Just, for the love of the Lord Almighty, stop!

It is sickening to watch you two duke it out on every magazine cover, talk show, and news program that will have you.

You have 8 children, for craps sake. Are you both naive enough to think they will never see or hear this stuff?

Just knock it off.

As a mother and a child of divorce, I am pleading with you to suck it up, get over it, and be civil for your "multiple blessings' " sake. Remember them: Cara, Madelyn, Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah and Joel? You wrote a book about them. I wasted $10 to come see Kate speak at my church (I'm still pissed at what a waste of time and money that was).

Kate: You really blew it when you cut off Jon's balls and put them in your purse. Then you apparently switched purses and lost his balls all together. What do you expect to happen when you emasculate your husband? Lesson number one in how to treat a man is to LET him BE a man!

Jon: WTF dude? Do you honestly think any of these chickadoos with big boobies would be throwing themselves at you if you were just plain old Jon Gosselin? Hardly. You are acting like a petulant child.

OK, you two...understand? If you need an example to look to, see Bruce and Demi.

Thank you.